fun things to fuck
fun things to fuck, fuck
fun things to fuck
fun things to fuck
fuck the front door, fuck the back
fuck the good girls with the knack
fuck the government until they fuck you back
fuck a muslim, fuck a jew, fuck fans of blink 182
that's illegal if you're born in '83 yeah yeah yeah
fuck a bean cheese burrito
fuck a bowl of cookie dough
fuck the space between the big and neighbor toe
fuck a cop fuck a marine
fuck a jar of vaseline
fuck a calzone with pepperoni
fuck a midget fuck a dwarf
fuck kris kringle with an elf
but before you fuck it all
go fuck yourself

juicehead
juicehead
juicehead
juicehead, juicehead
juicehead
hrmm

no no no no no no wrong
'scuse me forgot about just a little bit
that'll be good
hahahhaha
all we need a little methamphetamine
lit on speed a little subversality
what we do is nothing you know about
who you are definitely not be one of us
all we need is a little pick-me-up
i don't really care if it's clean or if it's cut
so give it to me now or you're gonna bring it down ya-hey
give me some skin, yeah
who are them they don't know shit about us
different strokes because we wanna live our
life faster gonna burn the candles at
all three ends live fast die fun
all we need is a little pick-me-up
i don't really care if it's clean or if it's cut
so give it to me now or you're gonna bring us down ya-hey
wahoo, hot damn
i did the ending right
who did it wrong
me
that was me, i did it
well, you do it, and we'll just start as that goes

what
slide on, slide on the two
here, here
you're counting, i just slide
happy birthday you're not special
you're getting older but not much better
we all want to embarrass you
that's why we're singing this song
so happy fucking birthday you're not special
you're not special

1 2 3 4
talkin' bout' your mom
talkin' bout' your mom
talkin' bout' your mom
talkin' bout' your mom
she's a whore bitch gutter slut
likes to shove me in my butt
drives a pickle car, wearing combat boots
while farting, when she gives me a ride
and drops me in front of the show
oh no
talkin' bout' your mom
talkin' bout' your mom
talkin' bout' your mom
talkin' bout' your mom
yeah
plthb

we detected a leak
vvt
wait wait wait wait wait wait
voom
are we goin'
we're rollin'
did that get on tape
yep
waoo
hanging out in long beach
a little party in the sun
but you just can't sit there smoking and drinking anymore
you get a new jive
all your friends are getting weird, ah
it goes you ain't a shakin' till the shit shot, shoot it up
no one jammin' till the gin juice jigger jets
they say it ain't a party till the party enema
the party enema
you get a funnel tube, pour in a 40 oz.
pull down your clothes, touch your toes
get a hose, hold your nose, it's a party hat
forget the beer bong, forget the nitrous shots
because you ain't a shakin' till the shit shot, shoot it up
no one jammin' till the gin juice jigger jets
they say it ain't a party till the party enema
the party enema, the party enema
the party enema, the party enema, the party enema
slpslpslpslslp
haha


i don't even remember how this one goes
so, i'm gonna just start
what i scream about
can't get the stink out
catch it on my tongue
save it in my lung
fuckin' vegans smokin'
keepin' us a chokin'
big round of applause
for california laws
act like human beings
'stead of europeans
i was a singer/dancer
now i got lung cancer
get the stink out
get the stink out
get the stink out
can't get the stink out
nobody says we'll
tell me what we'll
that was the worst feedback i ever heard

uhhh
i'm overhung overslept
haha
i'm ripe disheveled perfectly unkempt
you suck
i like my drink mit toast and eggs
hahah
the best bloody mary you've ever tasted
go to work wasted
go to work bombed
gotta pull a shot before i start the job
i wanna operate heavy machinery
i wanna watch on watch the online pornography
you gotta go to work high if you get paid low
you gotta put your nose to the grindstone stoned
that elbow grease will get you fucked
you don't wanna be a jerk or a smuck
fuck fuck fuck
fuck fuck fuck
fuck fuck
fuck

fuck the kids
fuck the kids
fuck the kids
fuck yeah yeah
fuck the kids
fuck the kids
fuck the kids
fuck yeah yeah
fuck the kids
fuck the kids
fuck the kids
fuck yeah yeah
fuck the kids
fuck the kids
fuck the kids
1 2 3 4
fuck the kids, fuck the kids, fuck the kids

no clicks
you gotta count, you fucked
no, just look at me and do it
we never like to sing woahs
we loathe woahs
we're against woahs
we hate woahs
we prefer ahs
and nananananananas
of course yeah yeah yeahs are all right
between AFI and the offspring i don't think we need anyone else to sing
any more woahs
we hate woahs
we're against woahs
we hate woahs
aww

what
keeps goin'
look at me now
full on the run
i can't stop myself i'm crashin'
breaking grass
bum the yard
things i'd fix i'd never broken
pullin' out all the stops
i gotta puke on the cops
i'm tellin' the kids punk rocks
i'm gonna puke on cops
gimme a side of airplane noise
half a glass of our resistance
add a dash of disobedient
public nuisant richtor riot
pulling out all the stops
i'm gonna puke on the cops
tell the kids punk rocks
i'm gonna puke on cops
blech

1 2 1 2 3
i gotta pee, i gotta pee, i gotta pee, i gotta pee
i gotta pee, i gotta pee, i gotta pee, i gotta pee
i gotta pee, i gotta pee, i gotta pee, i gotta pee
i gotta pee, i gotta pee, i gotta pee, i gotta pee
call 911
i gotta pee, i gotta pee, i gotta pee, i gotta pee
i gotta pee, i gotta pee, i gotta pee, i gotta pee
i gotta pee, i gotta pee, i gotta pee, i gotta pee
i gotta pee, i gotta pee, i gotta pee, i gotta pee
call 911
i gotta pee i gotta pee i gotta poo

smelly's tight
hey smelly you wanna just go over it yeah
he used to be tight, now he's loose
uhh
ahhhahahahahahaha
we were drinkin with pollak
he drank a 5th of grappa
he told me that he loved me
and then he kicked me in the chest
reefer, bong with david
like 15 on a heartache
the chances of us winnin'
are about 1 in 16
we talked about the old days
the legions and how many
of us got screwed by sid
from cheetah chrome motherfuckers
and how it was
totally fucked
we were drinking at the froggin'
with 2,000 dirty squatters
we didn't wanna fight them
so instead they beat each other up
the squatters don't have money
but at least they don't have showers
so when they're drinkin' their own piss
we didn't get much of it
the moral of this story
don't use your better judgment
'cause what good is an evening
if you can't even remember
just how it was
totally fucked

1 2 3 4
fuck the kids
fuck the kids
fuck the kids
i fucked up
i fucked up
do it again

1 2 3 4
fuck the kids
fuck the kids
fuck the kids
all right
yeah

1 2 3 4 1 2 3 4
you better watch out
you better not cry
you better put out records DIY
'cause it is what you've done
not what you've been
if you fuck up i'm telling tim
take you out of maximum rock and roll
you won't play again until mid street
better than '86 like j-lo
when i tell tim
i'm telling tim
i'm telling tim
i'm telling tim

i heard it first from reagan youth
dead kennedys and DI too
wanna burn the effigy
from DRI to MDC
guess what nostalgia sucks
i miss the days of reagan punk
we all shared the same enemy
from cfa to shattered faith
ah, heard it first from reagan youth
dead kennedys and DI too
wanna burn the effigy
from DRI to MDC
guess what nostalgia sucks
sing more songs 'bout reagan punk
we all shared the same enemy
from dri to mdc
hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
yo, hey, quit it
haha what what

so you got your girl and a pad
with what you owe your dad
you sound like you're so bad
it's a poseur
i don't like the clothes you wear
talk like you don't really care
no no no no no no he's a poseur
he's a poseur, yeah yeah
he's a poseur, yeah yeah
he's a poseur, yeah yeah
he's a poseur

they're always doin' fry
they try to get me high
i felt the pressure but i never did
they used to call me dude
they put it in my food
i'd gotta throw up when i was a kid, go
i'd try except for those
they made it a bad world
they took my squirtgun and made it a bong
monday they're snorting coke
they think i'm one of those
mom's always joking my dad's tommy chong
my sister's name is mary jane
and mine is bud
mine is bud

the life of the party me and you
a life of the party 2 on glue
throw it in and throwin' down
we're just 2 on glue
turn this place into a den
we're just 2 on glue
something about how who i am
daughter dad he's just the son of sam
living large and getting small (and going to)
we're just 2 on glue
turn this place into a den
we're just 2 on glue

we're not rollin'
we're rollin'
yeah go
i don't know i know what you're doing
don't think that something else is wrong
i didn't care you fucked my sister
but please stop
stop stickin' in my mom
my mom
my mom
please stop fucking my mom
humiliations overcome me
my other friends laughing at my
predicament of huge proportions
homey's eatin' out my mother's pie
my mom
my mom
please stop fucking my mom

i wanna see the constitution burned
wanna watch the white house overturn
wanna witness some blue blood bleed red
i wanna tar and lynch the KKK
wanna pull and shoot the NRA
get the lobbyists to kill themselves
murder the government
murder the government
murder the government
and then do it again yeah
murder the government
murder the government
murder the government
and then murder the government

yeah
got a no-string guitar
got a sun beta head
i'm a rock'n'roll star
i ain't no musician
some things are stranger than fiction
know a beat on a drum
know how to sing out of key
got some prescription drugs
i ain't no musician
some things are stranger than fishin'

yeah i wanna do the beginning
go
he only had rhythm, and he was gonna fight
he only had birdhead, fight fight fight fight
he didn't want a bottle, he just wanna smoke
he just want some cannabis
and so he smoked
some choice mixture
his virgin brain
made a U-turn
hit the lights out
his face hit ground
he don't want a bummer, he don't want a fall, hey
he didn't wanna see that no more no more
he don't want a bottle, he just wanted out
head went on his shoulder, his shoulder
when he knocked out

keep going
do some of 'em
just do 'em okay
you are a hippie
you smell like skunk
i'm your arch-enemy
a middle class street punk
is it too hard
is it too hard
to send him back out of service
everyone lives in the past
everyone is an ass
can't you afford to cut your hair
my friends and i will cut it off for free
never trust a hippie
they'll sell you bad drugs
well
i kinda fucked up though
what
uh
okay