A victim of pop culture practicing half-genius half-wizard half-hedgehog has much to learn from SPONTANEITY. Any cheerful apprentice must ready oneself to drop everything and do somersaults in a 3 A.M. fog.

When the urge strikes, strike back. When the bombshell hits, DUCK.

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Samba Mama laid an egg here.